Presenting... Your Christmas Gift!
YETI soft cooler, ... (that's right)...
the YETI Hopper Flip!
PRODUCT WARNING!!
Cool Sold Separately
This cooler may keep drinks ice-cold, but actual coolness is up to the man using it.
Any shortage of swagger, charm, or general Texan cool is not the responsibility of his wife, stepdaughters or their charming husbands.
Management recommends pairing with a cold beer, a lawn chair, and a kick ass grill for best results!
All Our Love
The Whole Gang!
Mummy (aka your Wife), Kiera, Ciaran, Shanay, Martin & Caitlin
Every Texan should have one...
Yes Sir!
And this is why ...
01
Keeps Drinks Colder Than a Texas Ranger’s Stare
This bad boy holds ice longer than your uncle holds grudges. Toss in your beers, brisket, or “hydration waters” — they’ll stay frosty even if you’re sweatin’ through a July barbecue.
02
Tougher Than a Boot Full of Rattlesnakes
Made from high-density, waterproof fabric that laughs in the face of barbed wire, tailgates, and rogue armadillos. You can probably drop it off a truck bed and it’ll still ask for more.
03
Built for Backroads, Not Boardrooms
Fits perfectly in the passenger seat for road trips, fishing trips, or “accidentally forgetting” to go back to work after lunch.
04
Doubles as a Portable Beer Trophy
When you pull this YETI out, you don’t just bring drinks — you bring status. It’s basically the Texas state flag in cooler form.